you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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