I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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