Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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