did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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