I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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