And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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