plz talk dirty to me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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