Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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