I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
you made out with another girl for some wings
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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