i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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