they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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