Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do vagina's smell?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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