the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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