he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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