Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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