Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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