I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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