with your own penis?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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