Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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