Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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