it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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