I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Life is so much better after having sex.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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