how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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