He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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