Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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