Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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