Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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