Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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