So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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