I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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