you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
