Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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