haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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