Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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