What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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