but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
