i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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