come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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