the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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