Don't you send me to vm
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
