help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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