Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You took a bar mat shot.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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