So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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