Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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