How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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