Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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