Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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