What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
there is puke in my bra ... again
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