i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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