The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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