these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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