sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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