How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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