I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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