Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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