Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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