ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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