i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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