It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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